Calvin Auyeung.
All Chinese.
ALHS in the Bay.
“One time, I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine. Once I went out with a guy who wore 3D glasses the entire evening. Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy’s motorcycle and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs. Another time, I went to a really boring movie with a guy and while I was asleep he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth. We went out a couple of times after that, but then he got weird. “
9 Characters You Love | Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation)
Parks and Recs! This girl… Is mofo crazy breh!